God Bless Guy Ritchie

When Madonna married Guy, she knew she was onto a good thing. But whilst she eventually split with him, retailer H&M still held on tight.

Now as much as I detest the small sizing in H&M which regularly leaves me feeling like a 50 stone heffalump, there is one thing I simply cannot fault them for: their taste.

Introducing, ladies (and gentlemen if you like), your dreams...